Anyway... First we have some humour, and then some outsider viewpoint h/c.
Title: A Walk on the Dark Side
Word Count: 2400
Summary: Even in an evil mirror universe, things don't quite go according to plan.
(Written for the bonus round of the gen ficathon, in the genre of "humour", for the prompt "Dark side of the moon")
Title: The Flowers of the Field
Rating: PG-13 for some non-graphic ickiness involving the presence of a corpse.
Summary: On the first day of spring, a young girl finds a badly injured man, chained to a dead man and caught in a trap.
(Written for the first flashfic challenge on the Sheppard h/c community, for the prompt "traps/trapped.")